Your Shirt Doesn’t Fit!

OK so one of my pet peeves – and I’m really not sure why – are those shirts that women wear that have clearly been zoned for small to medium boobs.  If you are a woman who has shopped in the last oh, say, few years, you will know exactly which ones I’m talking about.  They are the shirts that have a horizontal seam that – LADIES – is NOT supposed to go above your boobs, across the middle of your boobs, but BELOW (underneath, south of) your girls.  If you wear these shirts in this fashion, you are either in denial that your boobs are too big for this particular style shirt or don’t have a girlfriend, sister, husband, or co-worker who cares enough about you to tell you the truth about your fashion NO-NO!  So if you don’t have one of these confidants, I would like to fill in. 

Girlfriend…your shirt doesn’t fit….don’t wear it!